(Source: scartidy)

ruinedchildhood:

Who Remembers This Episode?

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

slugbox:

Want to talk to a girl online? Here’s some things NOT to do:

  • Send pictures of your dick to her.
  • Ask about sending pictures of your dick to her.
  • Think about sending pictures of your dick to her.

This should be common sense but wow it isn’t.

(Source: tomhazeldine)

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

omg XD

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3 how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3 how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3 how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3 how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

HAH! XD Oh wait, it’s not a parody… Hm, not surprised. <3

prayforprada:

Me blogging
prayforprada:

Me blogging

prayforprada:

Me blogging

(Source: wavejumper)

lenmccoy:

humans are crazy put that thing down what the fuck